"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." ~Robert Heinlein, Time Enough For Love
The reason for the season
BUT WHO MADE IT TILT?
(Correct answer: Tim Tebow)
Couldn’t have been god, he don’t make no mistakes. The Earth chose to tilt, just like homosexuals chose to be gay. Everything god makes is perfectly straight!